Ask First, Shoot Questions Later

Jul 03
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» dickc: I realize I sound like an entitled alcoholic, but am I the only one who thinks "Hendricks Gin Home Delivery" is an idea whose time has come?
Jul 02
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» dickc: United computer outage at O'hare preventing gate agents from plugging into the Matrix
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» dickc: @greenskeptic @marissa_alex if you write "hendricks martini, very dry, very cold, 3 olives" and my mouth starts watering, is that bad?
Jun 30
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» dickc: yoga instructor tells us to find that calm center that's always in you, but there are bats and an old lady with a saw in my calm center
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» dickc: @om I thought meetings were for improving your mafia wars score?
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» dickc: @schutzler ha! you can start making fun of the yoga when you can beat my time in today's Crossfit workout "Eva": 48:20 http://bit.ly/7ec6p
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» dickc: this is just endlessly funny: http://bit.ly/6C8s9
Jun 29
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» dickc: Is it really a coup if they just fly you to Costa Rica? Because I generally think of a coup as "something i wouldn't want to happen to me"
Jun 26
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» dickc: Supreme Crt rules 8-1 school violated teen's rights by strip-searching her for Advil. In dissent Clarence Thomas scribbled "i m not crazee!"
Jun 25
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» dickc: "I have spent the last 5 days of my life crying in Argentina." I would've gone with "AT&T assured me I had an internat'l roaming plan"