Ask First, Shoot Questions Later

dickc: Trying to figure out where in the office to hide the latest round of funding. Every place seems like the obvious place to look!

Sat, 26 Sep 2009 02:06:52 -0400

dickc: Trying to figure out where in the office to hide the latest round of funding. Every place seems like the obvious place to look!

dickc: @jasonfried nice

Sat, 26 Sep 2009 02:06:52 -0400

dickc: @jasonfried nice

dickc: Macarthur genius grants are announced & again my friend Gary & the guy who invented raisins were robbed. The case for gary is more murky

Wed, 23 Sep 2009 16:32:03 -0400

dickc: Macarthur genius grants are announced & again my friend Gary & the guy who invented raisins were robbed. The case for gary is more murky

dickc: Working Saturday night. Well, working & thinking. The thinking is more like drinking and staring. The working is really more typing, I guess

Sun, 20 Sep 2009 10:34:46 -0400

dickc: Working Saturday night. Well, working & thinking. The thinking is more like drinking and staring. The working is really more typing, I guess

dickc: There should be a word for when you overfill a burrito tortilla such that you can't close the burrito. A word other than "stupid".

Sat, 19 Sep 2009 04:24:54 -0400

dickc: There should be a word for when you overfill a burrito tortilla such that you can't close the burrito. A word other than "stupid".

dickc: Watching video of me at yesterday's TC50 conference. two problems: 1) i'm watching video of myself; 2) i appear to be a bobblehead doll

Wed, 16 Sep 2009 14:10:10 -0400

dickc: Watching video of me at yesterday's TC50 conference. two problems: 1) i'm watching video of myself; 2) i appear to be a bobblehead doll

dickc: @kevinmarks hey, you trying to get me into trouble? :) I was just trying to imply people will sometimes perceive scarcity where it aint.

Wed, 16 Sep 2009 14:10:09 -0400

dickc: @kevinmarks hey, you trying to get me into trouble? :) I was just trying to imply people will sometimes perceive scarcity where it aint.

dickc: First full day as Twitter COO tomorrow. Task #1: undermine CEO, consolidate power.

Mon, 14 Sep 2009 01:47:32 -0400

dickc: First full day as Twitter COO tomorrow. Task #1: undermine CEO, consolidate power.

dickc: Sat right behind scarlett johansson on flight from paris. She's totally normal looking, in the incredible and stunningly attractive sense

Sat, 12 Sep 2009 19:28:31 -0400

dickc: Sat right behind scarlett johansson on flight from paris. She's totally normal looking, in the incredible and stunningly attractive sense

dickc: @ajkeen read your piece, I'm @dickc, I mean, you know, @dickc is dick costolo, who is me.

Fri, 04 Sep 2009 11:20:40 -0400

dickc: @ajkeen read your piece, I'm @dickc, I mean, you know, @dickc is dick costolo, who is me.

dickc: Woman across the aisle just called the flight attendant "bartender". This is the kind of giant step forward in air travel we've needed

Fri, 04 Sep 2009 11:20:40 -0400

dickc: Woman across the aisle just called the flight attendant "bartender". This is the kind of giant step forward in air travel we've needed

dickc: @ajkeen so many requests for presents, so many good children, and only so many elves. Actually, i think that metaphor just blew a valve...

Fri, 04 Sep 2009 11:20:39 -0400

dickc: @ajkeen so many requests for presents, so many good children, and only so many elves. Actually, i think that metaphor just blew a valve...

dickc: Should have setup that autoresponder; off to france with my father. Will reply to all on return. I'm not ignoring you, I'm drinking wine

Thu, 03 Sep 2009 05:21:24 -0400

dickc: Should have setup that autoresponder; off to france with my father. Will reply to all on return. I'm not ignoring you, I'm drinking wine

dickc: Watching Iphone tech support discuss ATT is like the dead parrot sketch. "The network's dead" "no its not" "see? no bars" "turn it off & on"

Tue, 01 Sep 2009 22:54:16 -0400

dickc: Watching Iphone tech support discuss ATT is like the dead parrot sketch. "The network's dead" "no its not" "see? no bars" "turn it off & on"

dickc: Tried to convince california DMV that my illinois license plate IS my california vanity plate.

Sun, 30 Aug 2009 10:43:04 -0400

dickc: Tried to convince california DMV that my illinois license plate IS my california vanity plate.

dickc: @fredwilson only in new york would John Dory close. One of my favorite dinners in recent memory

Sun, 30 Aug 2009 10:43:04 -0400

dickc: @fredwilson only in new york would John Dory close. One of my favorite dinners in recent memory

dickc: "24 Hour Laundry" was a great pre-launch startup name (now Ning), but I am partial to this one that I hereby open source: "Applied Meats"

Sun, 30 Aug 2009 10:43:03 -0400

dickc: "24 Hour Laundry" was a great pre-launch startup name (now Ning), but I am partial to this one that I hereby open source: "Applied Meats"

dickc: I think I'm on hold with Comcast but I might also be starring in a very large staged reading of the movie Brazil.

Thu, 27 Aug 2009 22:43:09 -0400

dickc: I think I'm on hold with Comcast but I might also be starring in a very large staged reading of the movie Brazil.

dickc: Death race: on hold with tmobile customer support but calling from an android G1 phone. Odds on resolution before battery death?

Wed, 26 Aug 2009 17:18:12 -0400

dickc: Death race: on hold with tmobile customer support but calling from an android G1 phone. Odds on resolution before battery death?

dickc: Battle Mountain, Nevada. Hour 25 of 31 hr drive from chicago to san francisco. Antelope hunters in a dune buggy sense we're not from here

Sun, 23 Aug 2009 01:02:45 -0400

dickc: Battle Mountain, Nevada. Hour 25 of 31 hr drive from chicago to san francisco. Antelope hunters in a dune buggy sense we're not from here